Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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