If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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