I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
