Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.

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(636): View more from Missouri

this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.

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(626): View more from California

do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?

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(309): View more from Illinois

adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing

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(619): View more from California

Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game

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(630): View more from Illinois

The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.

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(914): View more from New York

You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle

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