fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday