I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.