she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I am available for nakedness
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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