it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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