First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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