C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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