every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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