I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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