a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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