a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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