I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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