My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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