Where are you?
In a non slutty way
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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