Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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