I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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