He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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