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I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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