Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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