You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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