So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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