i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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