grandma shit on top of the toilet
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
