Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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