So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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