so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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