Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
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When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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