i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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