Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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