just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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