South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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