: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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