I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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