so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i out mim tonsoeep
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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