does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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