I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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