he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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