Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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