508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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