Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Girls should come with a carfax report
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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