Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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