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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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• (310): View more from California

  and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.

  (815): View more from Illinois

  This is why you're my favorite.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I care about my drink far more than her feelings

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good

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