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• (248): View more from Michigan

  yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah

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• (909): View more from California

  i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.

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• (916): View more from California

  Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Waffles and pussy, what else is there?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND

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