Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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