just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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