your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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