she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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