he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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