ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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