You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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