my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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