Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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