she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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