There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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