What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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