if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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