i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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