Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Quick, to the slutcave!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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