I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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