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• (248): View more from Michigan

  3:26am: come over

  (847): View more from Illinois

  you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over

  (248): View more from Michigan

  4:11am: mnlodp

  (847): View more from Illinois

  dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.

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• (707): View more from California

  They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I wish there were birth control emojis

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.

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• (415): View more from California

  If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it

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