Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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(516): View more from New York

please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.

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(707): View more from California

come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized

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(443): View more from Maryland

At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?

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(214): View more from Texas

Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream

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