this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Let's paint friendship bongs
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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