So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.