How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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