I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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